“They Told Us Dreams Could Come True, But Forgot To Mention Nightmares Are Dreams, Too”
— Oscar Wilde (via magicofyouth)

— Oscar Wilde (via magicofyouth)
what do you mean i’m “wasting my time on the internet”? i’ll have you know that at least 2 people have called my 60,000 word dr. phil/the hamburgler from mcdonalds fanfiction “kind of weird but okay i guess”
(via feministbicycles)
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
(Source: sadhag, via feministbicycles)
“i’m the breadwinner in this family”, a man screams at his wife. “i won that bread in the competition all those years ago, don’t you fucking take that away from me.” his wife holds the mold covered bread above the open trashcan, staring him in the eye, daring him to make a move
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— Colleen Hoover, Slammed (via goodniteowl)
(Source: ninnr, via crosseyedcupid)